Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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