trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
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I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
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It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
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