Swine flu. Run for my life!
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize
