Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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