If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
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