come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Randomize
