Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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