i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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