Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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