there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
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If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
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I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
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