Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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