I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
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Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
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I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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