Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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