Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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