You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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