if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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