loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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