Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
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he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
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I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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