Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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