you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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