I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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