He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
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