She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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