I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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