You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
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Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
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I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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