is your mom at the bar?
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
he told me I talked like a deaf person
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.