Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(732): View more from New Jersey

been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college

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(845): View more from New York

I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting

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(702): View more from Nevada

Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now

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(573): View more from Missouri

ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?

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(732): View more from New Jersey

also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.

(1-732): View more from New Jersey

but you are a princess that one was appropriate.

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(317): View more from Indiana

Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?

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(706): View more from Georgia

Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.

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