It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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