Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
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