Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
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relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
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Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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