Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
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Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
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We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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