ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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