After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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