I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
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just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
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No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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