Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Randomize
