She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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