new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
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He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
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cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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