This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
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Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
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I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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