I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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