its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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