I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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