she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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