Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
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she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
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When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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