I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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