She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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