i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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