Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
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You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
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He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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