guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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