Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(574): View more from Indiana

I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?

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(239): View more from Florida

I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times

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(214): View more from Texas

Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"

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(972): View more from Texas

Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult

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(480): View more from Arizona

His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.

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(443): View more from Maryland

me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take

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(816): View more from Missouri

Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.

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