her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
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