Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
