I need help removing her.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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