i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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