whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
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Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
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My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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