I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
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4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
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ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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