There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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