do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I have already put on my inside pants.
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