also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Do vagina's smell?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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