So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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