found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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